cause i make bad jokes??? wtf lol

rosaparking:

rosaparking:

what do u call a boomerang that doesnt work?

a useless piece of shit

(via pun-muffin-13)

burghers:

it would be kinda cool if i could wear a latex catsuit on the regular and not have people be weirded out

(via typhlozion)

bird-on-a-leash:

paperwhale:

claydols:

your bra strap is showing please hide it because it is suggestive. also your boobs are producing lumps in your shirt please hide them. your butt is in the same situation please get rid of it. also your legs. your arms. your face.

I can see your feet and it’s very distracting and slightly arousing.

(via internetbf)

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babyferaligator:

haha loser look at you sitting all by yourself at lunch
but mom Im homeschooled

(via internetbf)

ok im feeling better now but my boss wants me to stay home

njena:

i think the reason perfume commercials are so weird is because they have to advertise a smell without using smells

(via claydols)

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